Man speaks in gruff voice: You womanny. Go in da chichen and pulepare supper. Harrap! And I don’t catch you eating a gizzard otha waise allo subject you to abuse such as: phyico, mento andi even emotiono!
Woman: My husband, don’t you know dat I havu rwights enny-shrined in da conschushonny? Moreso today, which is International Wemenny’s Day, da day to commemolate da achiements of da wemanny and cerebrate our mansipationny.
Man: Is it turue?
Woman: Yes. Join us in cerebrating the cause of wemeny mancipationny.
Man and Woman together: Together we can do mowa.
This was a public service announcement brought to by my idleness.