Current Affairs Update: Beyonce hires prostitute

I want to thank you guys for being so hospitable to my guest, Miss Cheri (around of  a plause for Miss Cheri, ladies and gentlemen). I am sure we all appreciated the break from the usual politics and high-brow intellectual discussions that have become the norm here at I Am Ernest Bazanye. Or whatever the fuck the blog is being called now. I can’t keep up with my own changes.

But, as my teacher, the dipsomaniac, porny-eyed, death-breath spewing, child-abusing bastard Mr Bukenya used to say, “Not every day is a Sunday.” We need to get back to work. Time to return to political intellectual discussion on world news events and global issues.

We shall focus on this story I recently came across (and by came across, I mean Kenyanchick sent me the link)

Beyonce skives off Vienna art museum tour

VIENNA (AFP) – US pop star Beyonce has angered a high-brow art museum in Vienna by sending a look-a-like to her own special personal tour of the museum, while she went shopping, according to newspaper reports here Wednesday.
But Beyonce, who gave a concert in Vienna on Tuesday, decided to skive off and do some shopping instead, sending a look-a-like to the museum and be photographed with Albertina director, Klaus Albrecht Schroeder, according to the reports.
“What a cheek,” Albertina spokeswoman Verena Dahlitz told the Austrian news agency APA.
I know. You are thinking the same thing I am thinking: Just how high-brow is this shit supposed to be if they invite pop-singers for exclusive tours? What is Lil Wayne going to endorse when he darkens the door of Australia? Is he going to open their parliament? Is Kanye West going  to  be canonised?

I know. You are thinking the same thing I am thinking: Just how high-brow is this place supposed to be if they invite the pop singers for exclusive tours? Aren’t high brow places supposed to schmooze with Opera singers and violin conductors and Chinese people etc? What is Lil Wayne going to endorse when he darkens the door of Austria? Is he going to open their parliament? Is Kanye West going to be canonised?

“What a cheek,” Albertina Museum spokeswoman Verena Dahlitz told the Austrian news agency APA.
“We were a little doubtful yesterday, but weren’t really sure. It could have been her,” Dahlitz said, adding that fans were apparently duped, too.

This sort of thing that hurts our confidence in Austrians. Austrians are not sure who Beyonce is.

Pluse you do wonder, don’t you, what life is like for a professional Beyonce look-alike. Do you ever go off duty? Do you get laid?
Does Beyonce ever send you to Jigga when she has a headache?
So many questions.

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12 thoughts on “Current Affairs Update: Beyonce hires prostitute

  1. LOL! So many questions indeed! There’s no way she can be a credible look-alike. We would have heard of/seen her by now – the hair, derriere, face…nah, i am definitely not convinced!

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