As you know, every so often, I be on the Internet chatting with The Dark Side, aka Evil Twin, aka Kenyanchick and, as you know, every so often I just rip her chats right out of the messenger window and turn them into blog posts because I am such a good friend.
But did you know that this very moment is one such time? Yes, it is. Presenting: April Fool’s Day at KC’s Local.
“ANYWAY so it was April Fool’s, right? They put “Kitty kebabs” on the menu. Ati “milk fed kittens, diced and served with tomatoes and onions.”
So, the owner’s wife comes to our table. We ask about the kebabs, have a laugh about it. Then she says, “You should have been here this morning. Me and my husband decided to pretend we were serious about the kitty kebabs.”
So they printed it out, and took the menu with the Kitty Kebab “Special” into the kitchen. The chef lost it.
“I’m not cooking cats!! I don’t care if you fire me! No way, no way, no way.”
Chef #2 looks at the paper, shrugs and says, “I’ll do it. Paka ziko wapi?”