How To Get off Facebook. Using Baby Joe a.k.a Joseph Kiberu a.k.a a famous musician

Facebook is like a psycho ex who can’t let go. Not only will she keep everything that reminds her of you right where you left it, mbu just in case you ever come back, but I have discovered that she is liable to barge in on you when you least expect it and just start swanning loudly and embarrassingly around the place, acting as if nothing ever changed between you two, as if she has completely erased the memory of the break-up, carrying on as if you two are still together, introducing herself to everyone as your girlfriend, showing photos, telling stories of you together.


I deactivated my Facebook account a couple of weeks ago because it was taking up too much of my time. Guess what just happened? It just upped and reactivated itself.


Over the weekend I just started receiving notifications in the mail, telling me who has updated their photos and who has gone from “in an open relationship” to “single” as if that is not to be expected.


It’s not that I am not interested in the lives of my friends and loved ones; I really am, and I really do care. I care too much. That was a reason I left Facebook. Because once I start reading these things I find it hard to stop and that is jeopardizing my future as a famous and wealthy writer. I mean, Rita, you are my peeps to death, but I CAN’T GO BACK!


I was brave in the face of this. I had the courage not to plunge right back into that old addiction. I also had the very little airtime, so that helped. Instead of checking up on all my friends, I stepped away from Facebook, strode into Google and demanded everything he could tell me about “leaving Facebook”.


Which is when I learnt that the process is a lot more pernicious than I had originally thought.


You see, I believed that they just store your information in a dormant state, to gather dust in a filing cabinet down in the basement or something, where it does no actual harm. Instead I was to learn that cases of spontaneous reanimation are not uncommon. I am not the only one who suddenly found my account had popped up out of the grave unsummoned. I heard of people who have spent months and even years trying to actually leave Facebook.


There is even a group on Facebook dedicated to advice on leaving Facebook.


Well, I just figured out how you can do it. You need a Duff Nuttz.


There is this fool called Joseph Kiberu. He is also known as Joey Kibs and, in addition to that, trades under the name of Baby Joe.

He is a musician who lies on his Facebook page that he is massively popular in Uganda, on MTV Base and in the world.


He has pictures of himself posing next to fancy cars, himself wearing sunglasses while morose white women cling to his shoulder, himself smoking cigars and in other ways himself trying to be Master P.


Joseph Kiberu recently plagiarized a Sunday Vision article. He just cut it from the Vision site, and pasted it into his note and claimed he had written it himself. Anyone who objected had their comments deleted, anyone who insisted on objecting after deletion was de-friended.


I was quite incensed. Not just at the plagiarism (it was Angela Kintu he plagiarised, not me, after all.) or the bull-headed insistence of trying to cling to the claim that it was his work, but mostly at the stupidity with which he was going about this. I mean, moron please. It’s like stealing trousers that don’t even fit you.

( ) That’s the link.

So what I did was I set up an extra account, under the names of Duff Nuttz, posing as a Rocko Atiss myself. And to illustrate my page, I used Baby Joe’s photos. Him with his car, him with his hoochies, him with his cigars. And in all of them I claimed that it was Duff Nuttz posing with his car, hoochie and cigar.

After populating my page (using a lot of bloggers incidentally as unwitting pawns) with friends, I hollered at Baby Joe to alert him of what was going on. I sent him a message along the lines of “I’ve got your pictures, bitch!”

Baby Joe Kiberu then reported Duff Nuttz to Facebook and because Duff was in violation of their terms of service, they terminated his account. It’s gone. Duff Nuttz has been removed from the site.

 And so there you go. If you want to leave Facebook, that’s how. Just steal photos, claim them as your own, and then send Joey Kibs (spelt with one ‘b’ remember that) an annoying message and the company will do the rest.



  1. Hahahahahaha!!

    Dude!! Awesome!! Totally off the hook!

    My curiosity got the better of me sometime last year when I got an invite from “Joey Kibs”. I thought it was a long lost ancestor or something…

    Got my reality checked when he stole Angie’s article…

    LOL, you’ve killed me with this….

  2. LOL! I am actually tempted to put this to the test. It gives me so much pleasure knowing people are finally seeing Facebook for the devil that it is 🙂

  3. Lol!!! Now I know how to leave FB should I feel that need again..

    But such blatant plagiarism is dumb…I mean, it wouldn’t have taken away from the message if he referred to AK as the original author…tsk!

  4. Duff nutz as well? Dizz Nutz’ brother/ What is this all about Nutz?

    Saw your profile just re-appear after about 2 days…heheheh.

    Lemme try to deactivate mine as well…Only I’m not as “strong” in flesh as u!

  5. Wapi, Baz, I just realised that facebook is a storage centre. I have millions of pics, notes, documents and videos on there which are private and just incase my laptop crashes or my flash drive fail or memory card get’s lost, I have facebook. See…it’s not all bad.

  6. Lol, me, back again…

    See what he’s saying…the dwanzie…

    Joey Kibs wrote
    at 20:02 on 26 February 2009

    THERE IS SOME IMPERSONATOR POSING AS ‘BABY JOE’ CALLED ‘DUFF NUTTZ’. P’se remove him from your friend’s list&don’t deal with him.He’s such a ‘BABY JOE’ HATER!
    Yours truly,
    Baby Joe


  7. thats alot of work just to get off facebook. sure you dont want to just stay? pull a chair, pop a bottle and lets go on like nothing happened? sure?

  8. Such domestic violence! You don’t kill someone just after breaking up with her. Oh, the cruelty.

  9. It got my tummy aching….but why would a sane person want to leave face book? Even the wisest Ugandan, the only one with a vision a.k.a Museveni .K is enjoying the fruits of being pals with the book.

  10. Phew! That was close. I clicked on that link up there and realised I was in NSFW territory. Dude, joke’s on you. or not, if porn’s your thing. Methinks Baby Joe is putting his evil plan in motion to get back at you. Oh, and I have never bothered to even check any of the posts he puts up, that phisher!

  11. Pinky, this is Facy. U kill her, she goes to the police, you’re behind bars for life and she heads on to date another dude.

  12. Kyoka facebook! I was also shocked to find how it kept everything right where I left it when I tried to log into one of my deactivated facebook accounts.

  13. Ive seen a white witch praised him for his ‘efforts’.
    He might have the brains to get on facebook but i guess he doesnt have the concentration to even push his own poop….it takes only 3-5 minutes. We who still have time to kill on fecebook should open an official haters club! I dont mind hating slimy beings like him.

  14. I need to check this guy out…..there must be a reason as to why people take their time to write about him let alone search the internet all in the name of knowing more about him. Let me briefly join that band-wagon and will find out for myself what is so good about him.
    Did someone say, he’s an artist?? anyone knows what sort of music he has out on the internet?? or should i utilize the advantages of google myself???

  15. Been busy dealing with the recession situation on wall street…..Just found time to check this guy out en from ma point of view, isn’t Uganda/Africa lucky to have such talent? Not a fan of African music at all but from the look of things he might be a force to reckon with down there! No wonder why all the hate from his fellow country men. Its such a pity, but oops….we dealing with Africa here anyways!!!

  16. Kiberu, or “Anne” or whatever you are calling yourself, you can consider this a private conversation, because there is no one here to listen.

    This stunt is a waste of time. No one is reading this. Between you and me, I think your music doesn’t suck, and you could easily make it in Ug. But you have to cut out this silly behavior. Let your music speak for itself, don’t behave unethically towards other artistes, and don’t insult all Africans.

  17. U know what I think, about this s**t, Whoever started this, I think doesn’t have anything to do, otherwis, they would writing on more crucial issues like the crunch or something. But anyways I have this to say, u are supposed to support your country men, give them Ideas and just support them…

  18. What kind of moron pretends to be Anne from wall street.
    As if any wall street top shot would listen to Joe Kibs.
    Sorry baby Joe, no patriotism for you here! Not even from a kind person like me.
    When you grow up maybe…but until then, “hits” like onkonkonya will still be played in your local kafunda only.



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