I, too, am dissatisfied and demoralized and disillusioned and de—well, I am not Dee — in that regard, you are on your own, shorty, however, my own affliction is not your typical case of the corporate blues. My Afrascadan issues are acting up again. I am still shoveling shit and it’s really getting me down. I cannot bring myself to write cheery, happy, gleeful stories of the type they pay me for. 

I can’t come up with a Bad Idea column for this week.  Not unless they allow me to just type the words “Fuck”, “This” and “Shit” a few hundred times in sequence.

So I am going to do something I always thought was beneath me, an act I sneered at every time it was suggested by those I thought were my friends: a loser move like stabbing a chick’s ear for your first kiss sort of move.

I am here to  rip out  a blog post and hand that in as Bad Idea.

It’s either that or three words. I am sorry, but it has to be done.

In other news, I quit Facebook. It wasn’t easy but after an entire freaking hour of irritation the stupid machine finally got the idea. I have never felt better about myself as a person. Of course I am bored stiff now, because the only thing left to do is work, but still, Elenesiti Bazanye has been deactivated, and Ernest F. Bazanye can now return to service.

Unfortunately, my dubious talent for verbosity still hasn’t regained its original extents, so I continue to write things the length of a status-message. 

Eg: “I have never really fancied Beyonce. I think the fact that she was even willing to contemplate a sex-change may have been the reason.”

Salon goes on and on here about what it would mean if Beyonce were a boy.

Finally, Krgyz parliament approves US base closure reports the AP. I lolled, banange. And I am not ashamed to admit it.

18 thoughts on “IMHO, KRGZ? ROTFLMAO!

  1. I don’t wantt hese socks. Somebody get ’em.

    Just read at Dee’s but happens to the best of u. No worries really because we normally trump the FEELING.

  2. But Gipir you lie. And you haters try to recognise that beyonce works hard. Thats the only reason I am so into the chic. She does everything she wants to perfection. Seen her live perfomances?

  3. lol Minty…
    May be you should move over where they allow use of the F word…I bet you’d miss the old place soon and run out of Fwords..

    So get ur shit straight & do something on addictions….I never did get the Bad Idea column

    Am hating on you for not liking Beyonce

  4. cant believe you actually did it!
    quit facebook…

    well sounds like you having a writers block,it happens to the best of us. when i have a writers block, i write about writers block…i now have a small selections of poems about writers block! lol!

    you will be suprised at what you can spin out of nothing!

  5. Bambi Baz, i feel for you and your Afrascadan issues coz i feel them too. As for me, my Grand Swarmathan has really gotten to me that I am throwing down the shovel and saying goodbye to the shit simply because the stench has got me intoxicated to the point of utter uselessness. At least, you have Galliano’s circus just in case, no? Either we, will still come watch whatever circus you are in.

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