• Host: Hey, is that you Cookie Monster, the character from Sesame Street?
  • Celebrity Guest: Yup. Me here to introduce new blog.
  • Host: What happened to Russell Crowe? I asked for Russell Crowe.
  • Celebrity Guest: Russell no available this week. Him have spa accident. No ask.
  • Host: By “spa” you mean “brothel in Athens”, and by “accident” you mean he microwaved his penis again, right?
  • Cookie Moster: Dude, what part of “No ask” you needed help with?
  • Me: Well, I just can’t believe he went back there after what happened the last time.
  • Guest: Crowe huge pervert, yes, but even huger dumbass. However, forget about him. Let’s get down to business. Me have cookies to chase.
  • Self: Yes, let’s get down to business. This new blog. Tell us about it.
  • Him: liz-venividivici.blogspot.com! It lively, stimulating and opinionated but in interesting way. So far only few posts which are in slice-of-life vein, but me look forward to enjoying more in future. By the way, you have cookie? Cos me want cookie.
  • I: First of all, are you going to introduce http://mamazumzum.blogspot.com/ 
  • Guest: Yes, as matter of fact. Me particularly like recent post on Nature Morte. Me no speak Portuguese, but me like word “etoile”. Sound crunchy.
  • Host: Thank you CM. Now, you’d better leave before we all get tired of the way you talk.
  • It: Baz, you no miss part where me give a damn what you think. That part no exist at all.
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