I apologise for the very childish, prurient, obscene and tasteless post that came before this. I should be able to come up with something more mature than jokes about Mugabe getting reamed by his bodyguard, who can be seen standing behind him with a determined look.
I am ashamed of myself. What was I thinking?
That lolmugabe should have included that word “fist”. How could I have failed to include it?