The Inquiring Mind

The question of everybody’s mind is, of course, Where is Akon?

Or maybe it is How many times do they frisk Project Fame’s Ian Mbugua before they let him into the building? You know if he could get a weapon onto the premises there would be some furniture moving around, but I can’t believe that one checkpoint is enough. The size, number and rate of pulsation of the veins in his head belie a level of frustration that would not be held in check by just one check point.

I am willing to wager that there is a special squad of security chaps assigned to him to make sure he does not try to sneak—well, does not succeed in sneaking a catapult onto the show again.

Or maybe it isn’t that. Maybe it is Why the hell does Tvangirai even want the job of cleaning up Mugabe’s mess anyway?

Or maybe it is Why don’t they make coffee Weetabix? Why should they bother anyway? We already have those coffee sweets—the ones which you suck on and get caffeinated well. I need a couple of those. There are people in this office of mine who think Red Bull is alcoholic. Imagine.

Or maybe it is Can I have the Obsessions who are not Obsessions anymore? They laid off even more, I understand, so this means that there are ex-Obsessions out there. Can I have them? They could water my houseplants and run errands and stuff. I mean, what else are they going to do? They were members of a line-dancing & lip-synching troupe. What else are they qualified for?

Or maybe the question is Just how hot is Angela Angwenyi? At all?

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27 Comments

  1. Angela is not hot. Not at all. And I am a woman who really appreciates a really hot woman.

    Coffee weetabix? Losing it dude … you are slowly losing it … Try dipping your dry weetabix into your coffee.

  2. Ian Mbugua to Gaetano: Don’t you understand English, you twit? Lol. I always keep my fingers crossed whenever it is his turn to speak. Sometimes, I would like to think that it is just drama to keep us entertained.

  3. Actually, the real question is: Why won’t Baz write a Nollywood movie?

    I’d watch it. Heck, I’d even bootleg it and sell it on the street.

  4. @31337. She is so hideously beautiful. Like Oprah. Or Alek Wek. Or Santa. That is what you meant to say. Don’t argue

  5. I just Googled Angela Angwenyi, and I discover she’s a judge on one of them shows. I go for the image search, and … nothing.
    So, I guess not hot enough.

    (Also, Tsvangirai knows there’s no real mess outside of the press. What, getting on good terms with the Brits again, and having embargoes lifted? Hardly a mess.)

  6. I think Angela would look better if she didn’t try so hard. The horrible hair and over the top eye makeup. Either that or her stylist hates her.

  7. hanx baz for opening this forum. the question that is really on my mind is, why do i come to work everyday and still get paid almost nothing? huh? huh?

  8. Have y’all seen the new MTN ad? With pictures of UB40 live in concert and a tagline: We always deliver? Nope? Where’s Akon? MTN oyeeee!

  9. @Carlo
    Hehehehe
    I seen that!
    Chuckles…

    Can’t wait for Kirk franklin and then Warrid to drop Michael Jackson or Madonna, or Justin, or better still, all the three!!

    LOL!!

    @Baz,
    Angela. Hmmn
    Haven’t seen her standing up…
    isn’t as hott as any of the female Ug bloggers though!
    So, nope..

    Isn’t it cool that Tumwi can appreciate a hott chic!

    That was irrelevant!
    Nice post Baz

  10. ya’ll thought Akon was just dissing Kenyans well turned out not. for AA, i think she has true African Looks.

    Well him who wants to replace Mugabe might not… i think for many power seekers it’s just being called Prez that matters.

    Anyway did you even want answers?

  11. baz, this page rocks & yeah ian has serious issues, i don’t blame asha 4 droppin’ out of tusker P.F, he scared her stupid, and his reaction to gaetano…well that was something!…twit? ha, who uses that word? although i do hav 2 agree with him, hemedi’s talent does lie in a third rate mexican soap opera, not in singing, & cud they buy the judges more microphones coz sharing one is annoying to watch!

  12. Oh Yesco. How I miss those…I’m getting hooked onto real crack now.

    Baz, don’t laugh at me, but I also thought RedBull was ALCOHOLIC! Please don’t laugh.

    Kenyanchic, stop laughing!

    The obsessions can act in the new series I’m working on for TV. Yes, they will be trained and they will make good candy for the eyes on my show. Just u wait!!!

  13. Hahahahah, Victoria. U didn’t!!! No u did NOT!

    SANTA??? Oprah, Alek Wek? Kale u don’t fear.

  14. Naye I have haha’d guys. Angwenyi looks good. Tumwi is a chick. Chicks don’t know these things.

  15. Construct two sentences using the word ‘it’

    1. It is not until two months ago that I learnt that Red Bull is not an alcoholic drink.

    2. It is today that I have learnt who Angela Angwenyi is.

  16. A twit is a twit is a twit. A twit by any other name…

    Cheri, what’s with the ‘Miss’?

  17. Obessions Yes, they are part of was which is good for history, Angwe who? Tsvangirai God i just spelt it without lookin over he has been splashed allover like Zanzibar fume in the 90s……….baz asante sana

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