Silence is broken, no words were spoken

The office is silent, because it is Friday afternoon and, more importantly, that annoying radio speaker is either malfunctioning or someone did something to it but isn’t saying. The silence is suddenly broken by High Strung Writer.

High Strung Writer: Stupidbastardidiotfoolnonsense!!!!

New Administrative Assistant taken aback. She huddles close to Nearest Other Staff Member.

NAA: What on earth?
NOSM: His computer has probably frozen again.
NAA: Such a violent outburst! Is he okay?
HSW: Bastardassidiotshitassholefuckwad sonofadonkeybloodyfuckshithole syphillipticcrushedtesticlemonstershitbastard!!!!!!!

NOSM: Naye even you, instead of cussing out like that, why don’t you call the IT department?
HSW: I just did. Who do you think I was referring to just now?



  1. i wish i was that eloquent. that is exactly what i would say to our IT guys. everyday. but i try. i always say to them; IDIOT. And then i quickly apologise by saying “sori, jokes”, so that they will not refuse to come replace the mouse

  2. LOL @ 31337! Sucks to be in IT (kwanza that hapless help desk administrator) and in HR – you can never win with the users – never!

  3. you are telling me, olive. the calls that you get, that is stuff for a full post. common sense is not entirely very comment i tell ya!

  4. Hilarious!
    Esp @ 31337t

    The users are always “asking” for the same issues…

    I can’t print
    i can’t email
    i can’t surf
    i can’t check the web…

    Ignorance is surely bliss!!

  5. For real…IT guys are the most abused/insulted and useless fellows in an organisation.

    But this is funny…FUCKWAD!! Still. And Syphilliticcrushedtesticle. Using that today come rain or shine!

  6. But sincerely, IT has nothing to do with a computer freezing. That’s more like a problem to be squared up with management for not buying ya’ll new top of the line machines.

    But I guess, if you can’t cuss the man, just cuss somebody. And unfortunately that is IT.

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