To walk through Nandos and shout lyrics of DMX songs into a mobile phone. As if you are having a phone conversation.
“This is not a fucking game. You think I’m playing? This is NOT A FUCKING
“How many times do I have to tell you? I HAVE NO FRIENDS!”
“I don’t know who you think you’re fucking with but I’m NOT HIM!”
And once you have the attention of all the little prissy boogie Nandoboys and Nandogirls, deliver the coup de grace:
“Look, let’s dial up all the factors: You’re wack, your pussy, your girl’s a whore, you’re broke , the kid ain’t yours and everybody knows!”
Then, as you leave, stomping furiously every step of the way out…
“I am NOT A NICE PERSON!