Monday- The stupid are alive. They walk among us. We must be constantly vigilant.

Tuesday- The stupid breed. They multiply. They are increasing in number.

Wednesday- The stupid outnumber us. We are doomed.

Thursday- The stupid may be reading this! They know we are on to them!

Friday- I just sent an email to the government, demanding to know what they are doing about the spread of stupidity. I expect a reply along the lines of “We encourage it heartily. And the Cabinet is keen to keep the lead in the increase of what we see as a vital national resource.”