Emitting a smug, self-congratulatory chuckle right now, as I read this story.

Gaetano came up against the REAL Big Brother this week. Heh heh.

The pun is a bit obscure for the typical Capital FM fan, who, as we gather from the insipid intelligence exhibited during their call-in quiz shows, may have a fully-installed kitchen set, but is, alas, short on beef and is only baking celery.(I am going for as obscure as possible.)

But look on the bright side. This means that we, the public listeners’ audience, need not suffer in silence (damn these puns!) any more. We are empowered with an effective weapon to use against radio presenters who annoy us.

Next time the radio deejay pisses you off, just call in, say some dirty words, and watch as the Broadcasting council swoops in to suspend his/her hapless ass for two weeks!

What is the number for Hot 100?