Yesterday he was on TV again. On the news.

No not Nsaba The Taliban, the other one.

He had been part of a lynch mob. Apparently he didn’t have licence to advertise around Lugogo, so the agency responsible sent a guy down to take his posters off walls there. When the singer heard about it, he zoomed down in a fury.
He was sputtering at the news cameras in petulant rage, referring to himself, like the god he thinks he is, in third person. “If they have a problem, they should call Bebe! If they want to fine Bebe, they can fine Bebe!”

That is how a celebrity is supposed to live, people.

Bebe Cool



  1. I’v always wondered how Bebe’s babe Zuena calls him. ‘Oh Baby Bebe??’ Anyway he looks pretty cool in those posters.

    Not too sure about the penis theory though. According to popular belief, psychology and some experience, those who shout much have not much strength where it matters. Barking dogs don’t bite. I doubt that it could steer a car.

  2. Bebe is just on a downward spiral. From the table dancing antics, to the beating of the cop, the showtime car TV thing…now this!!!!

  3. Kyoka cool cool bar, atleast i think thats what the monkey is holding. I liked the fact that i used to call Bebe Cool that before i actually learnt to pronouce his name.

  4. “Warning”

    Who the fuck is this?
    pagin me at 5:46 in the mornin crack a dawnin
    now I’m yawnin, wipe the cold out my eye
    see who’s this pagin me and why..
    It’s my nigga Pop from the barbershop
    told me he was in the gamblin spot and heard the intricate plot
    some people wanna stick you like fly paper neighbour
    slow down love please chill drop the caper
    remember them kidz from the hill up in Brownsville
    that you rolled dice wit
    smoked the blunts and got nice wit
    yeah my little Fame up in Prospect
    nah dem my people nah love wouldn’t disrespect
    I didn’t say dem,
    they schooled me to some niggas
    that you knew from back when,
    when you was clockin minor figures
    Now they heard you blowin up like nitro
    know they wanna stick the knife
    through your windpipe slow..
    so thank Fame for warnin me now I’m warnin you
    you got the mac Biggie
    tell me what you wanna do…”

  5. Guess what: I just came back from town. Just boda’d past the dude parked at Silk. I wanted to shout, “Switch off Big Brother and watch the road, lumpen!” But I fear the guy will run my bodaboda down with his SUV.

  6. our celebrities who are not quite celebrity, too accessible. Im sorry after I find him singing “hello” at Allegators , how can I gush over him.

  7. Thanks for the link. I wondered why I had so many page views today.

    I saw guys scratching his posters off of poles earlier. I’m so out of it; I thought the show took place over the weekend. Promoters have a tendency to go poster crazy.

    Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
    Blockin’ out the scenery, breakin’ my mind
    Do this, don’t do that, can’t you read the sign?

  8. Were these posts so in sync like that? Bon …

    Hey, me no gat no beef with Bebe. Never liked him, anyway, so …

    But, hey, he is a gifted entertainer. Oceans ahead of Chameleone, in any case.

  9. All I can say is… thats how a celebrity is supposed to live,remember!!!
    @cheri,eh i knew it,u had to mention rabbit.Meanwhile there is unfinished biz,you never gave us the directions to those shops,bad gal.
    @baz,that cool cool bar looks fishy.And how come you always know bebe’s shit???

  10. LC, Balaafu as I know it comes in little square buveeras. I always saw the neighbours sucking on them. Of course I never indulged. In the ’80s we always went to Bimbo for Ice cream 😉

    The poor monkeys were probably at a HIV / AIDS candlelit memorial at their City Square. Mourning their fallen comrades.

    Thinking of which…27, does your name have anything to do with the original 27?

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