Television hosting in Uganda has come a long way, but we are not at the end of our journey yet. Let us not rest on our laurels. We have seen the promised land, but we still have a long way to go to get there.

TV hosting industry, we commend you on getting the look right. The clothes, the hair and the complexion? Perfect.

We commend you on getting the mannerisms—the cocking of the head, the clasping of the hands, the smile.

We are glad that you learnt about using italics. Spoken italics are useful in modern tv show hosting.

Now all you dwanzis need to learn is English.

Shit.

(With exceptions of course. Yata, Irene & Abbey, Tina and the others who don’t suck.)

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