Ain’t no business like showbusiness

In Hip Hop is Dead “Roll in every station murder the deejay” was changed to “Roll in every station, wreck the deejay” for the radio edit.

That’s Nas being wuss.

Going Face: 

Bebe Cool was on Showtime yesterday talking about the television sets he had installed in his car. He explained, speaking with way more urgency than the subject required, that there are seven screens in the car. He expressed his sincere doubt that there is any automobile in Africa that has a screen bigger than his.

How Freudian. That I hear no one in Africa has one bigger than his.

I think Yata is great, especially the part where she does not kill mbogos in a horrible faked accent like other TV presenters I could list off the top of my head, but I usually watch ShowTime without the volume on.

Because I don’t want to hear people say things like:

“It cost around 18 million. Shillings. But that is how a celebrity is supposed to live.”

That is what Bebe Cool had to say about the TVs in his car.


Omo advert: Woman with her belt in hand bearing down upon raggedy rascal child who has been clomping mud into her living room. “Look at all the dirt on your shirt!” she exclaims.
The rugrat’s cousin comes to his defence by squealing, “It’s not dirt, auntie, it’s his first goal”

Now I am going to buy Omo.

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  1. Whats wrong with you mr magoo cant a sista get a firsty here,whatever happened to ladies first.
    Anyhow baz i watched the 7screen ‘celebrity’ with my throat in my mouth.Wat a poser.He was trying to look expensive but all he came out as was cheap,atleast according to me.Pulling such a stunt daahh!!

  2. Is that Warren flicking the finger at I and I? Shouldn’t this be a scandal, people? Oh, we are an immoral nation already … he can’t make it worse.

    “It cost around 18 million. Shillings. But that is how a celebrity is supposed to live.”
    Someone just confirmed that this blasphemy happened. Idiot.

  3. I wonder why people try to convince others that they are ballers.
    Whatever happened to show, don’t tell?
    Sometimes I feel like Ugandan celebrities need to get publicists to say things on their behalf so as not to embarrass themselves like this.

    And yeah, I decided to make me a cup of tea for breakfast. I swear I had not had tea in two years. I am not used to eating anything before noon.

  4. WKB looks like he’s giving the middle finger!!!!

    I watched that showtime thing in horror. Bebe Cool takes the silly cakes from Straka and Basajja.

  5. According to the Paris Hilton-Serena Williams School Of Celebrity, Celebrities are also supposed to say dumb stuff, so..go figure.

  6. I cannot, for the life of me understand this whole need to watch telly while driving. I am sorry – but when did it happen with this screen in a car? I am amazed, honestly. I am. But then its the only man with bleached pubes and all …

  7. Matanda, celebs don’t drive – they are driven. That’s how they’re supposed to live! Guess what will be showing on the seven screens?

  8. Matanda, I don’t want to imagine that you are the only one who knew about the bleached nether regions. as for BC and the tv screen in the boot … well… Go figure!

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