Random Thuroggits

Uno: It is World Press Freedom Day. Fuck press freedom! Ban the Red Pepper, and throw all its staff down a well of roaches with teeth!

Dos: The Editor in Chief of Kenya and I are compiling a dictionary of new cusswords.
“Prezzo” is one of them.
It means repugnant beyond belief, repulsive beyond redemption.

Three: That I hear:
“I measure whether the lake is worthy of wading or not on the dead fish scale. Apparently this is wrong but I’ve done it since the ripe old age of seven circa 1994 when I was allowed to wade into the lake on my own and found a fish, head all mashed floating right by my waist. Needless to say, it ruined that outing. How can you pretend to be the Little Mermaid when Flounder’s head is missing?”

And finally, I would like to share this very pretty picture which The New Vision gave me permission to blog.