1. Greg is NOT an alien
2. The ability to get balls into nets is a sign of high moral stature
3. The news is more factual, accurate and timely if it is delivered in broken English with a fake accent.
4. I now know what to drink if I want confidence.
5. God is just. Except in sports. By the end of the match we learn whose prayers He answers.
6. Most animals do not speak. But those which do are hilarious.
7. You don’t need to be fulfilled or happy. But you do need to be cool.
8. All heroes are unlikely
10. Pinky is a symbol of Brain’s self-destructive impulses: His fear of success.
11. Meredith Grey would beat John Dorian in a fair fistfight.
12. White People Can’t Dance
13. White People who can dance are black.
14. Really. Greg is NOT an alien.
I have not watched enough TV, don’t tell me it is Club beer you drink to have confidence!
On number 2. above, I maintain that any man who wears fishnets has a psychological problem.
Why dont you write a book? You do too much of stuff, losing time you could put to better use.
Meant ‘too much of this stuff, posting on your blog’.
Who is Greg?
he he, Barry, he done that. And got the Katikiti for it too.
Barry should buy a book, gwe Baz, send over the twins with an autographed copy.
Who is Greg?
gregory housse?
Hmmm, interesting insight about Pinky. I agree wholeheartedly.
11. When I see Dorian, I see Dorian Gray, and for a minute I was sure you’d lost it.
the Pinky theory is half right half dumb… but i totally like.
were do we get to just like without commenting? as if facebook?
You missed the one from the Kung-Fu movies…No matter how many Ninjas u’re up against, dont worry, they’ll only attack you one at a time!!
Your Pinky and the Brain theory just BLEW MY MIND.
that is all
1. That you can actually proclaim your love by jumping on a chair.
2. That black women don’t have long hair. Except Tyra. and it is not even hers.
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This is a awesome write-up, im happy I came across this. Ill be back again later on to check out other posts that you have on your blog.
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