A little girl gazes with eyes full of admiration at her mother’s long flowing tresses and asks, “Mummy, how do you get such lovely hair?”
“From India,” the woman replies, because you must never lie to children.
If you have a seque lying around nearby, please insert it here to lead from that to the next paragraph.
International Consumer Rights Protection agencies have obtained satellite photos of stockpiles of black dye and shaving cream hidden in granaries and sheds in several rural Indian villages. A link is suspected between these stockpiles and the increasing number of bald dogs that have been spotted roaming around said villages.
The agencies are looking with concern at the correlation between the short bristles of a dog’s fur and the long strands usually packaged as human hairpieces from India and are trying to find a means of transforming one to the other. Once they do, they will release a full report.
This dog is named Lucille Bald. I'm not lying
Socks!!!
haha! be careful the next time you go sniffing some girls hair…
liking the new template btw.
lol lucille bald!
Oh no! And funny in a way.
Hahahahha, this shd give my fellow nigerian ladies nightmares, for a week and their back to it. As long as it looks good who cares where it comes from:)
the Indian dogs slogan…Hair today, gone tomorrow!
Whole new meaning to ‘hair of the dog’
GOD YOU FUCKING SHITTARD!
That rss feature on your blog here is magnificent, you should tell more folks about it in your upcoming post. I haven’t noted it for the first couple of times, now I’m using it each morning to check on any updates. I’m on a very slow dial-up link in Jakarta and it’s quite frustrating to sit there and wait for such a long time ’til the page loads… but hey, I just found your rss page and added it to the Google Reader and there you are… I’m always up-to-date! Well pal, keep up the good work and make that rss button a little bigger so that other people can enjoy that as well
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What? I thought my hair came from broke ass Russian women! My hair belonged to a dog?
Lemme take this kiwani out ASAP!
Above comment was from one Miss Cheri
watt else will they start sellin us now, pubes??