I don’t know why Marge Simpson is J’s avatar. I don’t know why. It makes no sense. I can’t figure it out. J is one of the most… wait. This just in.
J has explained why: Marge is “ the voice of reason in the middle of disarray… but she too can be unreasonable. Sometimes.”
So, as Tilly would say, “There you have it, folks.”
Presenting another guest blog, J’s Space. Coming soon to WordPress location near you. Take it away J.

July 02
Blogging for dummies
I swear if I manage to post this blog, I will have to be listed in the Guiness book of records. This is the toughest battle of all time. For the longest time, I have tried to blog, but have fallen flat on my face. Been reading a lot of self help lately and it says trying never hurt anyone, but for me, trying to make me blog is like trying to ask UBC to show Prison Break. Don’t try! So this is what happens when I try to blog….
Kati I am here sitting at my fancy desk. Mbu corporate, yet all I’m thinking about is when it will be 5PM so I can go home and watch my favourite soap on NTV. Atte, don’t sneer at me, as if you don’t watch soaps. Who doesn’t watch that Salvador Serenza soap? Hmm? Lately I’ve even started imagining that all people possess other people’s bodies after they die.

Speaking of dead people, is Michael Jackson really dead? I know you’re wondering if I am dumb? No I am not. I have every right to ask questions. dumb or not. That ka guy was too weird, I wouldn’t get the 2PAC act past him. All these guys who like to fake their deaths so they can become more famous, twakowa. But wait, I think MJ really died..Bambi may his soul R.I.P, we won’t miss him. We shall still have the thriller/Bad albums all over the internet. Atte oba he had stopped singing. Eh, wait there was also this song he did with Akon, not too bad. Good to listen to on a sunday evening. But ah…even that one we can get on the net. But we shall miss his silly antics…what was with the sharp jawline? And what about the facial mask? Very very sick guy if you ask me.

I know all you MJ lovers are hating on me…but sorry, had to start my blog somehow. MJ just happens to have died when I wanted to start it. And I will only say good stuff about him after he loses that silly look. As if Willy Wonker.
Whew! I have actually done two paragraphs! I rock!.. I am shaking my own hand. Thanks for the good work J. And thanks to you all who endured this one. Wait for my next one. I promise it won’t be about MJ. Will most probably be about Salvador. Hope that won’t be six soap operas and and several dead celebs later.
And the blog, was it UBC? You tell me.
…xoxo….
19 responses so far ↓
Baz // July 3, 2009 at 12:09 pm
And I am keeping these socks. Cos, techincally, it was not my blog post.
carsozy // July 3, 2009 at 2:17 pm
It wasn’t UBC, RecordTV would be more like it.
carsozy // July 3, 2009 at 2:19 pm
And the socks are mine coz technically I was the first here, you live here u know.
jny23ug // July 3, 2009 at 2:36 pm
Yii Nawe. Yu didnt have to do that to 2pac.
When is M.J being recycled? Remember he was plastic.
Mudamuli // July 3, 2009 at 3:55 pm
I don’t like Salvador. Especially when he tries to kiss. In that whole soap, Walter is my best actor. At least the person who speaks through him knows how to put in the right emotions.
Sister // July 3, 2009 at 3:59 pm
Awwww Record TV? Yii….at least NBS or WBS.
NIKolaS // July 3, 2009 at 4:05 pm
ok ok. how do i get to put up a post in here baz?
Tutu // July 3, 2009 at 5:40 pm
NIKolaS, just grow boobs and you’ll be here in flash.
Baz // July 3, 2009 at 5:45 pm
Shyaa! Tutu, what do you mean? Just the other day didn’t I have a person without boobs on this blog? Does Lizzie have boobs?
degstar // July 3, 2009 at 6:54 pm
mmmm…
ati this post was UG Central on EATV, no doubt
Sleek // July 3, 2009 at 7:39 pm
wait in line Nikolas, wait in line…J, you really don’t mind stepping on a number of toes…interesting
NIKolaS // July 4, 2009 at 9:19 am
i have moobs, does that count. i could wear a man-bra but i have yet to find one that fits.
Kaza // July 6, 2009 at 8:27 am
Ernest, “xoxo” seriously??
DoomsDay // July 6, 2009 at 8:29 am
(This post has been edited. Like extremely. Because I didn’t like it.)
Baz // July 6, 2009 at 10:00 am
Kaza, show some love for my friend. Nga me for me I love your friends.
And Doomsday, be nice. If you have nothing nice to say, say it elsewhere. In my house, I would rather you behave yourself.
kaza // July 6, 2009 at 10:09 am
Banaye that guy MJ’s face was thoroughly creepy! and that Salvador byakozebitya is also scary…ghost, reincarnation, dark expressionless face..totally freaks me out thats why i don’t watch that show. You may go ahead and love as you please Ernest… don’t mind me…Monday blue-blacks.
pinky // July 6, 2009 at 10:31 am
All of Africa should attend the Recycle MJ day.
Tutu // July 7, 2009 at 9:11 am
MJ Haters(Africans) will have the last laugh.
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/neverland_ranch_investigators
lulu // July 7, 2009 at 4:23 pm
baz, me i like that soap, and i am not ashamed to say i watch it! ouch…now everyone knows…. lol!