- Did you know that Kelly Rowland has had plastic surgery? Of course you did. You have eyes in your head and can see that that is not the nose she was born with, that is the nose she got from the nose-store on Rodeo Drive. Cue earworm: “Then you say no-no-no-no-nosejob….”
- Why can’t these local musicians produce, you-know, music with developmental themes, instead of just singing about nothing? Why don’t they sing about issues? The person who asked that question asked it as if it doesn’t have an answer.
- I met Antipop. She is small in stature and not frightening at all. Not in the least.
Sentences that didn’t make it into the paper 1:
“You wish someone would wave a magical wad to make all your troubles go away.”
- Big Brother is ending this weekend. The way I don’t give a rats shit is astounding me. I am stymied, flummoxed, bewildered. Morris can tell you the rest.
- Speaking of Morris, do you think Maurice Mugisha, the dapper, articulate NTV news anchor, is thinking of using his middle name and introducing himself as
Sentences that didn’t make it into the paper 2: (This is from a Q&A our boy submitted this week. The question is directed to someone who by some strange coincidence has appeared in three posts in a row
Q: Why did you abandon the Miss Uganda business?
A: I left the Miss Uganda business because I felt I had done enough to the Ugandan beauty pageant.
- Finally, whatever Kurt Kurt Vonnegut was smoking…
15 responses so far ↓
eleet // November 20, 2008 at 9:38 pm
i wish she had done me before she quit, and more at the beginning. i am strongly against sloppy seconds.
Antipop // November 20, 2008 at 9:52 pm
Dammit eleet! I thought i had these!
@baz, please slow down on the suprises! If you could have warned me or something, i would have come wit my tall and fabulous alter ego who wears 6” heels
sylvia owori is an air head.
Yep. You can tell her i said that.
Kelly also had her hooters done. Didn’t know about the nose.
Miss Cheri // November 20, 2008 at 10:52 pm
Lol…so in short, (pun intended)Antipop is a GREMLIN?
Of course a magical WAD would make all your troubles go.
Wabula u and Sylvia O-fucking-wori? Waliwo ekyaama.
mudamuli // November 21, 2008 at 9:13 am
All along I’ve been pronouncing it as ‘magical wand.’
Nevender // November 21, 2008 at 9:34 am
Don’t be bad to Auntie, she is a good person.
Yes..why can’t Good Life Crew sing about school? Oba what happened to Kid Fox?
Big Brother? Mpozi what is that supposed to be?
Hmmm..Kurt Voge..bikozebitya..yes what was he smoking?
Minty // November 21, 2008 at 1:28 pm
Let’s see. Maurice Bakatwarabusa Mugisha.
Maurice Anatolius Mugisha.
Maurice Ice-MC Mugisha.
or he could just change the pronunciation to More rice Mugisha. Anything to run far far away from the now more famous one.
Sibo // November 21, 2008 at 1:58 pm
LMAO!!!!!
Di // November 21, 2008 at 4:55 pm
One lesson learnt, I also always thought it was a “magic wand” but I now know it’s wad.
Baz us short people we can intimidate. Just like Antipop.
Ivan // November 21, 2008 at 5:41 pm
But isn’t Morris your idol? I mean, you use big words like he does…
Anonymous // November 21, 2008 at 8:33 pm
ahaha
chanelno5 // November 24, 2008 at 11:59 am
Antipop cannot even work the sliding doors. The detactor dont tell she is there. She gatta wait for Ativans to go ahead. Who is Ativans by the way? You know in Katakwi there is no internet
lulu // November 24, 2008 at 4:35 pm
a good read onthis monday morning. what is maurice going to call him self and a magical wad?
Miss Cheri // November 24, 2008 at 6:06 pm
Lol Chanel, Ativans is my kid sister!
Yes munange she blogs. But she blogs in Rutoro. and Acholi.
Tamzel // November 25, 2008 at 12:27 pm
Eh. What happened to Ativan’s comment?
chanelno5 // November 25, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Cheri but you could have sent it in the mail. Now I cant show face at BHH. Ativans isnt him and her? DAMN! But still Antipop cant work them doors without a tall order